I noticed a pattern here. It has a 27% rating, with 27 positive reviews and 72 negative ones, with 99 overall (18 is 1+8 or 9, which is also 2+7/7+2). So far it has grossed 72 million dollars. The initials of Dear John are DJ, D(4)+J(10) = 14, or two 7s.
I then opened up my blogspot dashboard to find this:
27 Followers. Yeah, these 27s are following me around. I may update this with more 27/72s if they feel ready to be seen.
I need a cigarette.